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You Should Learn Japanese |
 You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture. From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko! |
"...I can't believe stupid jock losers are so stupid. And jocky. And...losery! Ugh!"
Fern was borderline incensed with pure annoyance as she stalked through the cemetery, kicking stones along the path that wove through the gravesites and generally being in incredibly bad humor about the fact that the kids from school were partying in a graveyard (ew) and drinking (double ew) and probably having sex near graves (oh God, she wanted to hurl.)
But...she was hungry. And if anyone deserved to be snack food, it was Larry Hoffstel from third period European History and his bubble-butt girlfriend, Tina Whatshertits from the cheerleading squad. Yes, Fern had been a cheerleader for eight weeks now, but she was still in Chess Club and fuck that bimbo.
Seriously. She had. Three times...only...did oral sex count?
Waving it off with a sigh, she scowled as she moved off the path, hoping to find where Larry and Tina and their crew were off boozing it up for the night. She just wanted to incite one little orgy and maybe make sure everyone woke up with someone really skeevy. Then she'd be happy. And full. For the moment.
Sometimes she hated growth spurts. A lot.
Fern was borderline incensed with pure annoyance as she stalked through the cemetery, kicking stones along the path that wove through the gravesites and generally being in incredibly bad humor about the fact that the kids from school were partying in a graveyard (ew) and drinking (double ew) and probably having sex near graves (oh God, she wanted to hurl.)
But...she was hungry. And if anyone deserved to be snack food, it was Larry Hoffstel from third period European History and his bubble-butt girlfriend, Tina Whatshertits from the cheerleading squad. Yes, Fern had been a cheerleader for eight weeks now, but she was still in Chess Club and fuck that bimbo.
Seriously. She had. Three times...only...did oral sex count?
Waving it off with a sigh, she scowled as she moved off the path, hoping to find where Larry and Tina and their crew were off boozing it up for the night. She just wanted to incite one little orgy and maybe make sure everyone woke up with someone really skeevy. Then she'd be happy. And full. For the moment.
Sometimes she hated growth spurts. A lot.
